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now that I’ve got your attention, how about some mood music?

that’s right babies, our little west coast oregon ducks are going to the bcs championships! I don’t get excited for many sporting events, but I think oregon having a chance to go 13-0 is a pretty big deal, so I decided to put my game face and gear on, and show those auburn tigers how it’s done, duck style.


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hair; posh, crush in mustard
skin; mother goose, jeanne set a
makeup; (amperlope), electric imploder in lime
lashes; (amperlope), fanatic rush
shirt; absolution, lily top in green
jeans; r.icielli, eta jeans in journalism yellow
sneakers; hoc, swypes
nails; ibizarre, nail polish in golden
poses; teasoup


so I’ve seen these around on the internet before, and I never really got what the deal was. so I finally decided to go to the damn site and check it out. I just about busted a gut from laughing. here’s some of my favorites (there are other animals available, insanity wolf is the best jsyk):

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“The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats… so I sent them off to Sonoma” – adrien brody

if I had a farm, undoubtedly, I’d love my gay kids just as much as my hetero ones. just sayin’.
I wonder, how long before peta and glaad do a cross over promo for gay animal rights?

warning, depending on your level of animosity towards twilight, the following video might not safe for life.

I’ve done my best to avoid all things twilight. I can’t even participate in anything twilight for the sake of good old fashioned hipsteresque irony, because everything about the franchise is cringe worthy. unfortunately, twatlight has a way of occasionally creeping in through that sliding door I never lock, donkey punching me, and dragging my soul down into the firey pits of screaming fan girl hell. now all I can think about is, “does their jizz sparkle too?”