warning, depending on your level of animosity towards twilight, the following video might not safe for life.

I’ve done my best to avoid all things twilight. I can’t even participate in anything twilight for the sake of good old fashioned hipsteresque irony, because everything about the franchise is cringe worthy. unfortunately, twatlight has a way of occasionally creeping in through that sliding door I never lock, donkey punching me, and dragging my soul down into the firey pits of screaming fan girl hell. now all I can think about is, “does their jizz sparkle too?”